How does one polish a turd? We all know the answer: one cannot. Just why the hell Tarama Mellon thought it was a wise move to get into bed with Ugg and create this perverse hybrid bootie is beyond. So there we have it - Jimmy Choo + Uggs = Chuggs FUGGS!

"We are delighted to have created a special capsule that captures the best of both brands" coos Mellon, "The legendary comfort of UGG with the spirit of Jimmy Choo."

Quite bafflingly though, is why the spirit Jimmy Choo only equates to stars and fringing: STARS AND FRINGING! To make matters worse you'll have to fork out between £495 and £695 for this footwear fuckery when they hit selected Choo outlets in October. The irony is, of course, that the look precisely like the five quid Shoe Zone knock-offs that have been doing the rounds for years.

Posted on August 24, 2010 at 4:38:57 by The Real Runway