Karl Lagerfeld’s New Endorsement Pt. 589,386

London
Apr 06, 2010

Ultimate famewhore, Lindsay Lohan, Karl Lagerfeld has only gone and scribbled his signature on a Diet Coke bottle (of course it’s Diet Coke you fools, he’s hardly gonna endorse full-fat Coke is he, are you insane?!)

The bottle also features his lean, pony-tailed silhouette, in fact Karl kinda looks like he’s got something of a stoop goin’ on - yo Karl, maybe you should think about investing in one of these. The advert features the delicious Coco Rocha being served a glass by Baptiste Giacobini - perhaps Karl’s tryna’ hint something to her, in light of her recent apparent baffling ‘weight gain’(!)

So folks, now you can store your bottle inside your Karl Lagerfeld safe, which also houses your Chanel snowboard. Actually, I can’t help notice how much the bottle presentation box resembles Kaiser Karl’s 250,000 Euro, Narcissus safe. When you’ve drunk your bottle stuff the box full of your valuables and save yourself a good few hundred thousand Euros

A naked (sans presentation box) bottle will set you back 3.50 Euros from Colette.


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