So the strip of gauze dress Kate Middleton modelled at some uni 'fashion show' causing Wills to blow his load could be worth up to £100,000. You heard. Since it’s now a part of ‘royal history’, this expensive piece of sartorial Viagra has sky-rocketed up in value: quite a triumph for something which resembles, at best, an oversized garter belt and worst, a big black doily. Girlfriend really shoulda held back on those curling tongs too – oooeee!

Charlotte Todd, the unknown designer who still owns the flimsy piece of crap couldn’t contain her excitement at having been blessed with what has been (and will only ever be) her ‘career’ highlight: “The dress is a part of fashion history - the moment William could first have fallen in love with Kate - and that makes me really proud. I don't think I'll sell it. I want it to be in a collection of Kate's royal dresses in future. The only person I'd probably give it to is her. Maybe in exchange for a wedding invitation."

Err, memo to Charlotte: somehow we don’t think the V&A’s Royal Dress Retrospective 2040, will somehow feature this silly rag (erection stirring or not) alongside the future cast of genius talent who will no doubt be soon dressing Ms Middleton. This is the part that really brings the LOLZ: far from now being an established designer, Todd works in – get this - an aquarium! We’re sure when the happy couple need the royal fishtank skimming they’ll holler.

Posted on November 25, 2010 at 7:50:55 by The Real Runway