Quite literally. A double whammy of disaster has bitten poor Kate Moss on the ass - firstly her beloved Banksy got robbed, now apparently her cellar has flooded with sewage due to a broken pump. A source told that beacon of truth and virtue, The Mirror;

"Kate is absolutely gutted. Not only is her house a complete disaster zone - with mud, gunge and sewage everywhere - she is looking at a bill of around £100,000 to replace her outside deck, plus kitchen units, furniture and flooring."

Kate's obviously been a very, very bad girl recently 'cos this smacks of some hardcore karmic comeuppance. Memo to Moss: play nicely now.

Posted on May 24, 2010 at 6:37:38 by The Real Runway