Recent reports have stated that Kim Kardashian is completely devastated about how 'revealing' her photos for W turned out (revealing in Kardashian lingo translating as full frontal porn). For someone who has infamously made the uninherited part of her 'fortune' by doing nothing BUT taking her clothes off such a statement seems rather alarming to say the very least. Poor Kimmy K was under the deluded belief that her most intimate parts were going to be covered by 'art', oh the woe!

"I'm more naked here than I was in Playboy.." she squealed to the numerous cameras filming for her newest installment of reality garbage. Even funnier than the bizarrely hilarious circumstances is the fact that Kardashian couldn't even express a single emotion upon her frozen face. Hold up, let's just remember how Kim even gained the ability to pollute televisions and magazine covers globally? Oh that's right! By starring in a fully fledged home made porn tape with singer Ray J and then secretly leaking it to gain fame! She then went onto regain her dignity by posing for Hef but it seems she's finally come to her senses, releasing a statement that "she'll never pose naked again, except if it's for Vogue". Hate to break it to you, but we don't somehow see Miss Wintour requesting any has-been shots of your haute couture birthday suit any time... ever!

Perhaps Kim should have taken a few pointers from her sister Khloe (genius alliteration right there huh?) Known for being the 'man' of the clan, she recently released some dreadfully dominatrix styled photos in hopes to show that she too can be as fashionably challenged as her sisters. Sadly, the photos were pretty much nothing more than proof that aliens have landed..

What's more, Kim's latest Hollywood hater isn't just another inheritance idiotic hoe but none other than Sir Elton John himself! "Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian? Some stupid old tart?"His musical highness hilariously stated!

Tinsel town's version of the ugly step sisters? Maybe. Trash TV at it's finest E Entertainment hour? Absolutely! 

Posted on February 07, 2011 at 5:07:24 by Bianca Bass