That Lady Gaga, eh? What kind of crazy, derivative original shock tactics that David Bowie and Grace Jones definitely haven't already thought of will she pull out of her AK47 bra next? She's like Elton John, but with a bigger Adam's apple.

In completely unrelated news, a Sicilian mechanic called Jo Calderone - who appears to have no connection to the fashion world other than allegedly having met Lady Gaga (and, coincidentally, looking an awful lot like Lady Gaga) appears on the cover of the newest issue of Vogue Hommes Japan, with a headline proclaiming that he's just 'too cool to care'.

One thing that this grimy, Gaga-faced spanner-jockey does seem to care about - in case you gave a toss - is using the resulting interview as a backhanded platform for heaping abundant praise on his beloved mistress; describing her as "funny", "interesting" and "fuckin' beautiful". TRR's gotta say, after suffering so much self-promotion from the Lady herself over the last few months, hearing those words from an unbiased outside source might just be the thing to lend her some real credibility.

Sometimes it's great to have a completely impartial bystander who can say things about you which, were you to say them about yourself, would only make you come across like a narcissistic, self-absorbed, fame-hungry shitcake, huh?

Posted on August 26, 2010 at 6:30:37 by The Real Runway