We R Not 2gether N-E More

London
Jul 26, 2010

Marc Jacobs and his hot Brazilian piece, Lorenzo Martone have waved goodbye to those commitment tattoo plans and called time on their relationship.

Lorenzo tweeted: "Thanks for t notes. yes, I saw t press today. We are not together, haven't been in 2 months. And we will not comment on it. Sorry. We r fine."

Wow, if his, err, questionable grammar isn't due to running out of Twitter characters and with no comment, I guess we're only left to speculate whether it's Martone's absent eloquence which could to blame (I jest, I jest).

The announcement certainly puts the kibosh on the will-they-won't-they marriage rumours and perhaps confirms the ones circulating about Martone gettin' cozy with a married man behind Jacobs' back...

Aw well. At least he still has Spongebob.


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