Yes, this story only got written so I could drop-kick the killer pun of a title so TRR won't blame you if you nod off before reaching the end of it or skip it at all. She of the irritatingly omniprescentness, Myleene Klass, is fronting a new online Marks and Spencers (of who she is the poster girl to SAGA holidaying women nationwide) fashion show.

Entitled Myleene's Makeovers, Klass will deploy her nauseating faux empathy and compassion on customers whilst cajoling them into advising them on which pieces from M&S's Autograph, Limited Collection and Portfolio collections to fork out for.

“It’s brilliant to be the face of M&S TV" chirrups Myleene. "It’s a real honour and I’m very excited about being involved with M&S click to buy, I’m all for anything that makes shopping online simple!"

Posted on August 19, 2010 at 6:06:15 by The Real Runway