Girlfriend didn't wanna testify, but subpoena her ass the judge did, and so today Naomi Campbell took to the stand to give evidence at African despot, Charles Taylor's war crimes trial. Accused of accepting a blood diamond after a 1997 charity dinner hosted by her 'adopted grandfather' Nelson Mandela, Nom's tactic thus far has been deny-deny-deny. Even to the extent of bitchslapping the camera of an interviewer when pressed on the matter.

Anyway, today she backpeddled and confessed she did receive blood diamonds but wants us to believe she thought they were, wait for it, "dirty pebbles!" For reals! Our heroine claims thirteen years ago she was awoken from her slumber by two guys at the door who dumped a pouch in her hands simply saying "a gift for you." Discarding it by the side of the bed she returned to sleep until the morning when her agent and Mia Farrow told her some home truths...

Feigning ignorance, Campbell reckons she had no idea who Taylor was. A liar? Plain stoopid? Or all of the above? Now whilst bitch ain't ever gonna win any awards for altruism, somewhat excruciating (yet wholly unsurprising) is her entirely egomaniacal, narcissistic and self-absorbed take on things:

“This is someone, I read on the internet, killed thousands of people supposedly. And I didn't want my family in any danger in any way. I did not really want to be here. I was made to be here. I want to get this over with and get on with my life. This is a big inconvenience for me.”

A BIG INCONVENIENCE?? How much of an 'inconvenience' does she think it was for the women that were raped, for the children forced into slavery, for the thousands murdered under Taylor's dictatorship?? For the love of God, any remaining shred of sympathy she had from her apologists must be vanishing faster than you can whisper, 'coldconceitedcunt'.

Posted on August 05, 2010 at 10:38:30 by The Real Runway