What is a mother to do? At the risk of getting all Mary Whitehouse on your ass, when the nations pre-teen girls pipe up saying, “I wanna be like that, mummy!” following being subjected to an eyeful of strippers/hookers/'hos [delete as appropriate] gyrating and pussy-thrusting their way through Aguliera’s act on Saturday’s X Factor final (oh we forgot, it was a burlesque performance – funny then, that it had the grace, poise and class of a 2 dollar strip-joint rather than a Dita von Teese show) TRR has the answer to both their prayers! Now mum can put in a good word with Santa and come Christmas morning little Jacinta will find her very own prostitot outfit under the tree, courtesy of Oh! La, La! Couture, a label that churns out what we can only describe as tarty attire - just for the kids.

Back in October we major eye-rolled at the pretty damn disturbing ease in which precocious tiddler star Willow Smith worked her thang (adult style/adult posturing/adult media trained responses) during Milan Fashion Week. Well, watch yer back Willow ‘cos a younger, sluttier celebuspawn has been prodded-into-showpony-status. And it’s sinister, folks. Real sinister. Micro-sister of Miley, Noah Cyrus and pal Emily Grace Reaves were responsible for creating a line for Oh! La, La! Couture (even then name is loaded with kinky connotations) earlier this year. This fabulously ‘ho-centric range will cater for your pre-pubescent darling’s every paedo-enticing whim. Barely-there tutu skirts, body-con silhouettes; all in a gaudy palette of animal print, neon pink and black – effectively your kid could look like a real-life risqué Bratz doll: result!

The two twisted fuktard women who launch OLLC state, “We set out to create a line of fun and funky, yet sweet and girly clothes that are comfortable enough to go with their active lifestyles.” Active lifestyles? Well anything that helps them swing their little legs round those stripper poles, we guess…

Posted on December 14, 2010 at 4:47:54 by The Real Runway