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We R Not 2gether N-E More

Marc Jacobs and his hot Brazilian piece, Lorenzo Martone have waved goodbye to those commitment tattoo plans and called time on their relationship.

Lorenzo tweeted: "Thanks for t notes. yes, I saw t press today. We are not together, haven't been in 2 months. And we will not comment…

Pulling Tricks On The Catwalk

So a bunch of hookers got together and swapped the streets for the catwalk on which to do their ho' stroll. The World AIDS Conference took place in Vienna last week and to raise awareness sex-workers united to fight the cause via workin' their thang in Daspu (meaning 'from the…

McQueen In Memorandum

The late, great and tragically troubled, Alexander McQueen is going to be timely venerated at a memorial service during London Fashion Week in September. Bankrolled (rightly so) by The Gucci Group who own his label, the Saint Pauls Cathederal service will be a celebration of McQueen's life and legacy.

What In The Vomitus Fuckery Is THIS!

Now. Mariah Carey has never been known for having been beaten around the head with a good-taste stick - we know she wipes her ass with rainbows and eats unicorns for breakfast whilst Nick Cannon polishes her Hello Kitty vibrator, BUT THIS IS GODDAMN SACCHARINE INSANITY!!

To promote her trio…

MAC and Rodarte Vs Everyone With A Brain

So Rodarte has been all kinds of irresponsible and brewed-up a right shitstorm after not only naming part of their new MAC make-up range after impecunious, Mexican border city, Juarez, but Factory, Ghost Town and del Norte. Juarez is an impoverished city, known for its huge rape and murder rates.

And The Most Inappropriately Titled Award Is…

Balenciaga's architect of triumphant ressurection, Nicolas Ghesquière, has been bestowed with the honour of apparently being The Fashion Group International's latest 'Superstar'.

The FGI (kinda like the US BFC) will present his award at their 'Night Of The Stars' ceremony in October. 

"Nicolas Ghesquière defines the word 'superstar,'" gushed FGI…